Top 20 Management Terminologies

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    A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED – We are still pissing in the wind.

    EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM – We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

    CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION – We know who to blame.

    MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH – It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.

    CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED – We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

    PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE – The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

    TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING – We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

    THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED – The only person who understood the thing quit.

    IT IS IN THE PROCESS – It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

    WE WILL LOOK INTO IT – Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

    PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL – Let’s spread the responsibility for the screw up.

    GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING – We’ll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn’t interfere with what we’ve already done.

    GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION – I can’t wait to hear this bull!

    SEE ME or LET’S DISCUSS – Come into my office, I’m lonely.

    ALL NEW – Not interchangeable with the previous design.

    YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT – It finally worked!

    LOW MAINTENANCE – Impossible to fix if broken.

    ITS IN TESTING RIGHT NOW- we have no idea how to do this.

    WE ARE USING FOCUS GROUPS EXTENSIVELY- Maybe they know how its done.

    OUR ONLY OPTION IS TO REENGENEER THE PROCESS- How else can we justify firing most of the existing staff without looking like complete idiots.

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    Great joke i will forward this to my friends!!!

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    good one!!!!

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